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Newly competitive powerlifter.

Next: AAPF Nationals April '14.
I blog about my life, my training, and the clothes I wear in attempts to be fashionable. Mostly personal posts and selfies.

I want to be strong.
Age: 23 Height: 5' Weight: 110 lbs

Gym PRs:
Squat: 170 lb
Bench: 100 lb
Deadlift: 225 lb

Meet PRs:
Squat: 145 lb
Bench: 85 lb
Deadlift 215 lb

Possibly the last pictures for today, bonfire time in Andy’s pants!

Picture spam Saturday of course.

Anna enjoyed our ingenious meat pockets. It was a mix of ground pork and buffalo. Keto enough for her. (:

I think this has been a dogtastic afternoon!

squattingunicorn has finally met Andy. I don’t think she wants to leave this house.

@squattingunicorn meets Andy and the dogs for the first time and we put her to work.

Squat opener -135 lb and deadlift opener - 215 lb. now it’s time to rest and do mobility until the meet! I’m excited to revamp my deadlift post-meet with Clay and Rob.

Playing fetch with Orion!

weaponsgradegains replied to your post “I love my muscles. Can I marry my muscles? Polygamous relationship.”

You may now kiss the bride/groom. *Double bis pose, kisses each one*

<3<3

finalmad:

robotsquats:

Had a dream my sister wanted to write a porn and asked me to direct it.

Find two girls.

Attempt to record it in my living room. Uncle has issues setting it to youtube to record.

My sister gets frustrated and runs off to the kitchen to eat.

I finally get the controller and switch it over. I go…

could have ended like this…

I can’t handle you right now

Had a dream my sister wanted to write a porn and asked me to direct it.

Find two girls.

Attempt to record it in my living room. Uncle has issues setting it to youtube to record.

My sister gets frustrated and runs off to the kitchen to eat.

I finally get the controller and switch it over. I go to my sister and ask her what she wants to be done in the porn. I agreed to direct, not write.

She said she didn’t want that kind of porn, she wanted food porn.

My eyes light up, I tell her that’s even better and start loading up a bowl full of delicious food.

Then I woke up.

I conveniently reminded myself (that while I was upside down on a thick grey band to work on my hip flexors and compression, I slipped and flipped forward and hit my left ankle on the power rack) when I touched a tender bruise.

We agreed that next time, we won’t use a band that can propel me forward.

#animalapril day 18: lion

#animalapril day 17: frog

#animalapril day 16: tortoise

@despondentgrizzly replied to your photoset “Been told I got manly shoulders cuz I stretch the top part of this…”

My uniform fits wonky too. Cuts off the circulation in my arms but the belly is all loose so I look pudgy :/

Gotta say, opposite of most guys at my company. Many have massive guts that fill out the bottom portion of the shirt.

@worbolworbol replied to your photoset “Been told I got manly shoulders cuz I stretch the top part of this…”

My shirts for work are getting snug across the chest and shoulders, but if I go up a size they are going to be way too long.

Like at the bottom? Because mine are super duper long for someone who has a torso of an extra like fucking 5 inches you don’t have any idea how much fabric I tuck around my naughty area like goddamn it’s too hot for all that shit.