weaponsgradegains replied to your post “I love my muscles. Can I marry my muscles? Polygamous relationship.”
You may now kiss the bride/groom. *Double bis pose, kisses each one*
Had a dream my sister wanted to write a porn and asked me to direct it.
Find two girls.
Attempt to record it in my living room. Uncle has issues setting it to youtube to record.
My sister gets frustrated and runs off to the kitchen to eat.
I finally get the controller and switch it over. I go to my sister and ask her what she wants to be done in the porn. I agreed to direct, not write.
She said she didn’t want that kind of porn, she wanted food porn.
My eyes light up, I tell her that’s even better and start loading up a bowl full of delicious food.
Then I woke up.
I conveniently reminded myself (that while I was upside down on a thick grey band to work on my hip flexors and compression, I slipped and flipped forward and hit my left ankle on the power rack) when I touched a tender bruise.
We agreed that next time, we won’t use a band that can propel me forward.
@despondentgrizzly replied to your photoset “Been told I got manly shoulders cuz I stretch the top part of this…”
My uniform fits wonky too. Cuts off the circulation in my arms but the belly is all loose so I look pudgy :/
Gotta say, opposite of most guys at my company. Many have massive guts that fill out the bottom portion of the shirt.
@worbolworbol replied to your photoset “Been told I got manly shoulders cuz I stretch the top part of this…”
My shirts for work are getting snug across the chest and shoulders, but if I go up a size they are going to be way too long.
Like at the bottom? Because mine are super duper long for someone who has a torso of an extra like fucking 5 inches you don’t have any idea how much fabric I tuck around my naughty area like goddamn it’s too hot for all that shit.